The Merchant’s Spell for Selling Things
By Amber K
Before you sell
merchandise, you must give things away freely.
That is, give to people of three things: a clean and cheerful shop,
plenty of sunlight, and a song. If
people still don’t buy as quickly as you wish, then cleanse yourself
physically, emotionally, and spiritually, and wear turquoise and carnelian
clothing. For still better sales,
give three more gifts: a smile, a warm handclasp, and spoken wish for a
wonderful day. To increase sales
further, say this rhyme to yourself:
“Bargain for both,
when you tarry awhile,
Fair trade, square
trade, handshake, smile.”
If you wish to sell
still more, give away more: sympathy for troubles, good will, and a story of
hope. If you are still not selling,
give up on the chocolate dipped pickles and try opening a pizza place.
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